All work and no play makes a person dull. At least in my book, it says so. So here are but a few things about and for teachers to ease those lines on your foreheads, tense shoulders and the bloodshot eyes (although, for Elwais, this may be a different story). So here goes...
Teaching Animal Names
One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. She held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, "James, what is this animal?". Little James curiously stared at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and replied, "I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, I don't know.". The teacher was not one to give up easily, so she then asked James, "Well, son, what does your Mommy call your Daddy?" Little James' face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look came over his face, as he asked, "Mrs. Smith, is that really a pig?"
Homework Jokes:
PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
TEACHER: Did you do your homework?
PUPIL: No teacher .
TEACHER: Do you have an excuse?
PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault .
TEACHER: She kept you from doing it?
PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough!
TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing.
PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen!
The Ngiratumerang Cohort Motto
I am going to exercise, eat right, Sleep right, detox, destress...because I want to have a long life.
That is the only way I am ever going to keep up with my work at SDSU and PCC!
Tia el saul. Check out more at jokes4teachers.com
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In regards to "Ngiratumerang cohort", tia ke le bo le du a rechad el kmo ke de di melchui a subeled? Just a thought, e ko er a mla mo soak el ngodechii a ngklek.
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